You're A Mean One, Mr. Floyd

You're A Mean One, Mr. Floyd was a famous song mainly in songs about Christmas. This commonly plays in Mr. Floyd's Cookie Factory.

First Verse
You're a mean one, Mr. Floyd

You really do love cookies

You choose them more over me

You even eat them in your sleep, Mr. Floyd

You're an ol' rotten cookie with some expired chocolate chips.

Second Verse
You're really cold, Mr. Floyd

You've been in the freezer for too long

Your brain is fully gone

You've got poison sprinkles in your soul, Mr. Floyd

I wouldn't eat you

Even if I was forced to.

Third Verse
You're very disgusting, Mr Floyd

Your teeth are rotten from too many cavities

Don't give me any more cookies, Mr. Floyd

Between choosing you and rotten cookies,

I'd choose the rotten cookies.

Fourth Verse
You're very dirty, Mr. Floyd

You've got cookie crumbs all over you

Those cookie crumbs smell like dirty socks

Your heart is full of rotten cookies, Mr. Floyd.

Chorus
The best sentences I can describe you in,

Follows like this:

Out of style!

Poisonous cookies!

10 seasons behind!

Fifth Verse
You're very gassy, Mr. Floyd

It's probably from the cookies

They contain too much fat for me

You're very gassy today and it smells quite bad, Mr. Floyd.

Sixth Verse
Your soul is the dump for all the old moldy cookies,

That has become too heavy to hold

All the cookies that have been in the dump

Has since been eaten by Mr. Floyd.

Seventh Verse
You make me sick, Mr. Floyd

Your cookies are past expiration date

Your cookies are asymmetrical

Even your cookie car is asymmetrical, Mr Floyd.

Eighth Verse
You are a sugar cookie

With poison sprinkles

That is way too sour for everyone.