"I want a December Paula for Christmas" (Parody to "I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas")

Overview
The song "I want a December Paula for Christmas" was a parody to the Popular Children's Christmas song "I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas". The Parody was written by Sir Nkechinyer on December 23, 2016 about the fictional idea entertained by users of the Hypothetical Hurricanes Wiki of Paula forming in the Atlantic in December after Hurricane Otto formed in November around Thanksgiving.

Lyrics
I want a Paula for Christmas

Only a Paula will do

Don't want the NHC, no CSU prediction

I want a Paula to brag about and enjoy

I want a Paula for Christmas

I don't think SM Claus will mind, do you?

He won't have to eat our dirty disgusting cookies

Just bring her through the sky

That's the easy thing to do

I can see me now on Christmas morning

Peeking out the window

Oh what joy and what surprise

When I roll up the blinds

To see a eyewall out the window

I want a Paula for Christmas

Only a Paula will do

No Yvette's, no Nock-Ten's

I only like Paula's

And Hurricane Paula likes me too

Mom says the hurricane would kill us, but then

Teacher says not everyone dies

There's lots of room for her in the Atlantic Ocean

I'd watch from there and give her the happy

treatment

I can see me now on Christmas morning

Peeking out the window

Oh what joy and what surprise

When I roll up the blinds

To see a eyewall out the window

I want a Paula for Christmas

Only a Paula will do

No Yvette's, no Nock-Ten's

I only like Paula's

And Hurricane Paula likes me too