Rap Battle 1.0- Abraham Lincoln vs George Washington

Overview
This rap battle occurred between 16th President Abraham Lincoln and 1st President & Founding Father George Washington.

Lyrics
ABRAHAM LINCOLN:

I'm your sixteenth white house leader

saved the country from utter divide

because of Washington's constitutional blunder

made slavery political suicide

yet you had a slave as a cheerleader

I'm regarded as popular by a landslide!

GEORGE WASHINGTON:

Let's not forget you wouldn't even be around

if I hadn't won that battle in Saratoga

I set the limits which your power was bound

also made sure to capture Ticonderoga

I made sure to get this country on the ground

I led respectfully from my fashionable toga!

ABRAHAM LINCOLN:

A toga? That went out of fashion ages ago!

togas are as ancient as your time alive!

your presidency was practically a borrow

John Adams never put up a serious drive!

the military in office gives you a serious blow,

to kill a farmer strike they arrive!

GEORGE WASHINGTON:

a toga is out of fashion? how about your top hat?

that's definitely something too absurd to wear!

how about that beard too, you muskrat?

you don't look presidential, you look like a damn cottar!

leaders don't wear a tall hat,

doesn't that seem reasonably fair?

ABRAHAM LINCOLN:

You know what they also don't wear?

that stupid looking white wig!

may as well be bald like a mouse's ear!

stop attacking my hat, you skinny twig!

you have plenty more to beware

such as that Mount Vernon farm with slaves and a pig!

GEORGE WASHINGTON:

How dare you fire at me over a slave,

your Vice President had a dozen!

therefore, twelve times the lave!

George Clooney is your damn cousin,

his wife Amal was practically a law slave

doesn't seem like you did anything, it doesn't

WHO WON? LET US KNOW IN THE COMMENTS!