Overview[]
This was a diss track of Ajit Pai, the leader of the FCC, after the vote to repeal Net Neutrality passed the FCC.
Lyrics[]
FCC Director Ajit Pai
want to repeal what make the internet free
that plan is so strawy
take the idea and hit it on a golf tee
it's as wild as a chigetai!
please hit it with your knee!
keep the internet safe
out of the hands of billionaire retards
Ajit, your plan makes me chafe!
pretty sure Trump threatened to rip you to shards
and threatened to attack with a strafe
unless you played with his stupid deck of cards!
it's obvious they were bribed
what a disgrace to the world
we better have everything you do transcribed
in the dark you will someday be hurled
your presidency will be heavily proscribed
time to get back to the real-world!
Trump, your approval is at thirty fucking percent
you're just screwing anything with the name "Obama"
seems like you don't care about asking our consent
instead just causing major closet drama!
all you care about is getting every last cent
you're causing everyone massive brain trauma!
Mr. Pai, what about George Bush?
he's the one who started this
started net neutrality without this stupid ambush!
you're throwing net neutrality down a deep dark abyss
the internet will make sure you shush
and you better listen to my diss!
Pai will probably live to see another day
but at least he's thrown everyone under the bus
and it's time we make his party pay
make 'em go downhill on a massive schuss!
the amount of people they betray
make that Republican wound spill out puss!
#DemsforCongress